Funny Answering Machine Messages

2005-01-06T20:56:00.000-08:00

Greetings One and All;

Lots has happened here at Voicelix. Some really cool stuff, in fact. You jsut gotta check out the website. DLR Outdoors Web Design has shoved it into overdrive, and come up with some cool buttons and gizmos to punch up. Check out the nav buttons...they actually light up! I can't believe it! That is so cool...and I really need to get out more often!!! Lol! Seriously tho, there are lots of goodies going on. We have added some cool things for everyone to do. Check out the links to the right on every page. There is some totally awesome (do people still say that?) stuff, like the free MP3 Player, and quite a few other things. They change often too, so you'll never get bored. You can even express your socially concious side by helping with some charities that you'll find there. Yeehaw! (oops letting my country side show!) As always we offer some of the coolest Answering Machine Messages available today. You gotta hear some of these. The ones on the site are pretty tame, but there are some we have produced that are...shall we say, not so clean. (Naughty, Naughty!!). We can also do Custom made Messages with what ever you would like. Just name it, let your imagination run wild...nothing is too tough for VoiceLix...sound effects, background music, themes, you name it...it's yours, and you can't beat the price. I did some "undercover" work, and found that our prices are among the lowest on the web...heck the lowest of any of the stores too! Your friends will call back and ask you not to answer the phone, just to hear your message. Not to meantion, the effect it has on all of those telemarketers!!! You can really mess with them! He he he. Try 'em out, you'll be amazed, and your friends will be jealous! Also coming...lots of really cool free stuff. I mean, there isn't anything now a days that you can't do on the web...(oops a double negative in one sentence...Mrs. Johnson will roll over in her grave!!!) You simply must check it all out. All of those goodies will be up and running very soon, so check back often. Until then, Bright Blessings.....Uncle Blake~

Be sure to check out some of my newest answering machine messages on the voicelix homepage.

Uncle Blake